欠扁問答題

[baoling]

脑筋急转弯

为什么右手比左手好？

[kazuki]

should know this if u are a regular of tw variety shows lor.

左手锣，右手鼓(good)

[wyvern]

Haha... thats a good one. Thanks for sharing baoling and Kazuki...:D

Keep it coming.. I like this kind of joke/quiz... :D

[Vexar]

heres another from tw variety show oso :D

小白+小白=?

[Hades]

wah lau... 欠扁問答題 ah....

[wyvern]

Hehee... this is interesting. Any hints..? :D

heres another from tw variety show oso :D

小白+小白=?

[Vexar]

answer is an animal :D

小白兔 (小白two) :laugh:

[Hades]

answer is an animal :D

小白兔 (小白2) :laugh:
靠!! Really 欠扁 sia :laugh:

[wyvern]

Thanks alot vexar.... =)) :laugh:

Haha, starting to get a hang of it... More please... :)


answer is an animal :D

小白兔 (小白2) :laugh:

[Fire]

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: funny anser....any more to share?

[Keoni]

here is another

那种动物不老实? ?

[wyvern]

Er... hahaa....:laugh: =)) =))

Whats the answer...?? :laugh:

here is another

那种动物不老实? ?

[kazuki]

Which animal is the strongest?

[Keoni]

Er... hahaa....:laugh: =)) =))

Whats the answer...?? :laugh:


Answer: 鱼

WHY?

鱼"骗"米粉 :D

[des_yeo03]

Answer: 鱼

WHY?

鱼"骗"米粉 :D

Kaoz...*faints* :beatup:

[kazuki]

Answer: 鱼

WHY?

鱼"骗"米粉 :D

whahahaha
Must go home watch more tw variety shows liaoz. Typical Jacky Wu's stuff.=))

[piglet]

Sigh...too bad i dun have Chinese Software in my PC now. I have alot of this kind of questions. Can post in hanyu pinyin a not? Isz very difficult to read and understand?

[Fire]

can post..those know how to translate can help u...:)

[wyvern]

Hehee... I don't mind.. Do share them. Its so funny that this helps to brighten up my day... =))

Sigh...too bad i dun have Chinese Software in my PC now. I have alot of this kind of questions. Can post in hanyu pinyin a not? Isz very difficult to read and understand?

[piglet]

Hehee... I don't mind.. Do share them. Its so funny that this helps to brighten up my day... =))

then i shall start with : She(3) me(4) mian(4) zhui(4) gui(4)? i provide the notes of the hanyu pinyin also, hope i did not indicate wrongly and hopes it helps.

Thanks for your help wyvern.

[Keoni]

then i shall start with : She(3) me(4) mian(4) zhui(4) gui(4)? i provide the notes of the hanyu pinyin also, hope i did not indicate wrongly and hopes it helps.

Thanks for your help wyvern.


PIGLET:　什么面最贵?

[Keoni]

那个卡东人物(ＣＡＲＴＯＯＮ　ＣＨＡＲＡＣＴＥＲ)最爱帮助人？　　


Answer: 小叮咛

WHY?

因为他爱伸出＂圆＂手　:D

[Miracle]

那个卡东人物(ＣＡＲＴＯＯＮ　ＣＨＡＲＡＣＴＥＲ)最爱帮助人？　　
多拉A梦 :D :yeah:

[wyvern]

Thanks for sharing piglet... This is so cute...=))

(Sorry can't stopped laughing whenever I see this)

Btw, is the answer "Yi" Mian, because "Yi" 100 million...:laugh:

then i shall start with : She(3) me(4) mian(4) zhui(4) gui(4)? i provide the notes of the hanyu pinyin also, hope i did not indicate wrongly and hopes it helps.

Thanks for your help wyvern.

[des_yeo03]

Title edited....Carry on guys....=))

[Keoni]

大明喝什么长大的？


Answer: 酒

WHY?

＂酒＂养大名　:D

[[soundwave]]

新加坡的那里， 人会常常跌倒？

油地 (Yew Tee)

[Hades]

PIGLET:　什么面最贵?
So what is the ans for this piglet??

[rookiyong]

So what is the ans for this piglet??

Answer given by wyvern liao:

Btw, is the answer "Yi" Mian, because "Yi" 100 million...

This is a good 欠扁 thread :laugh: :laugh:

[Hades]

Answer given by wyvern liao:



This is a good 欠扁 thread :laugh: :laugh:
That was his guessing since piglet never gives the ans out yet. But I guess wyvern should be correct :)

[Hades]

哪一個外勞賺的錢最多??

麥丹勞 McDonald

[rookiyong]

在一間屋子裡，鴿子會藏在哪呢？


屋頂；因為....在屋頂唱(藏)著你的歌（鴿）

[piglet]

Thanks for sharing piglet... This is so cute...=))

(Sorry can't stopped laughing whenever I see this)

Btw, is the answer "Yi" Mian, because "Yi" 100 million...:laugh:

The ans is wanton mee. Cos 1 ton mee mah, heehee :D

[wyvern]

Hahaa.....=))

Oh my goodness... I keep on laughing until my colleague thought I was in a shocked state. But they didn't realise the truth is this... =)) =))

Thanks piglet for the answer.. But 1 ton, isn't that the heaviest mee instead of most expensive mee...? :laugh:

The ans is wanton mee. Cos 1 ton mee mah, heehee :D

[piglet]

Hahaa.....=))

Oh my goodness... I keep on laughing until my colleague thought I was in a shocked state. But they didn't realise the truth is this... =)) =))

Thanks piglet for the answer.. But 1 ton, isn't that the heaviest mee instead of most expensive mee...? :laugh:

oh ya hor, it should be the heaviest mee.:beatup:

[piglet]

Got another one, but need someone to tanslate ;
She(3) me(4) mian(4) zhui(4) ang (1) zhang (1)?

[rookiyong]

Got another one, but need someone to tanslate ;
She(3) me(4) mian(4) zhui(4) ang (1) zhang (1)?

Should be this:
什么面最肮脏?

[Hades]

Perhaps u can give the answer by using the spoiler tag :)

I guess 衛生綿(面) :laugh:

[piglet]

Perhaps u can give the answer by using the spoiler tag :)

I guess 衛生綿(面) :laugh:

I dunno how to use the spoiler tag. Can teach?

The answer is "yi mian". yiiiiiiiii........

[Hades]

I dunno how to use the spoiler tag. Can teach?

The answer is "yi mian". yiiiiiiiii........

Use the question mark tag just beside the quote tag..


(spoiler)yr own msg(/spoiler)

Or u can type the above spoiler tag shown above. Pls note that u must change the above () to [] in order to use the spoiler tag. Ignore the (spoiler) and (/spoiler) and change it to and

[piglet]

Thanks Hades, but i nv see the question mark tag besides the quote tag lei. Is ok lah, i will try to figure out again.

[Hades]

Thanks Hades, but i nv see the question mark tag besides the quote tag lei. Is ok lah, i will try to figure out again.
OT - U may try it out at the training thread

ok guys, let's refrain for further OT :) Let's stick back to the topic.. Anymore from u all guys?? :D

[taesake]

just a simple one :D

什么水果最烫？

梨子（离子烫）

[nagamisan]

another dumb....
羊最害怕哪个水果? :evil:

[Hades]

another dumb....
羊最害怕哪个水果? :evil:



楊桃??? Not sure :P

[Keoni]

another dumb....
羊最害怕哪个水果? :evil:




answer: Starfruit. In chinese Yang (goat or sheep) tao (runaway/escape)

[wyvern]

My guess is Strawberry... Because "No grass" - "Cao Mei"... hahahaa....=)) :laugh:

[nagamisan]

answer: Starfruit. In chinese Yang (goat or sheep) tao (runaway/escape)

keke.... Wrong...
It is 草莓, strawberry, direct translation = No Grass....

[nagamisan]

Then the next qn u should ask is:
狼最害怕哪个水果? :evil:

[wyvern]

Then that will be 'Yang Tao' - All the goats/sheeps runs away... =)) :laugh:

Hehee... starting to get a hang of it liao... craving for more and more... :D

Then the next qn u should ask is:
狼最害怕哪个水果? :evil:

[Hades]

It will be greatfull if everyone post a qns together with the ans with spoiler tag :) So that I need not have to wait for the ans and just directly click at it :( I no patient sia :laugh:

[nagamisan]

OT... i try using the spoiler tag but it didnt work...
Sigh~~~~ Plz carry on the good work, guys

[A407]

Fantastic thread!!!!!!! :beg:
I had so much fun guessing too! :thinking: :laugh:

Keep it up guys! =D>

Hey, agree.. do give the answer straight, thanks!

Am still waiting for 2 answers>>
1. Which animal is the strongest? (by kazuki)
2. 狼最害怕哪个水果? (by nagamisan)

[arianyeo]

小鹿斑比是怎麼死的？ a)被獵人殺死　b)意外撞牆而死　c)自殺

b)撞牆而死(因為「小鹿亂撞」

樹的味道像什麼?（提示：是一種動物）

數位相機 (樹味像雞)

如何在被古惑仔小弟圍毆之前，順利脫困呢？

在他們的四週圍一面牆壁，因為「先下手"圍牆"」。

張宇跟十一郎生的小孩叫什麼？

蟑螂（張郎）

哪一種動物可以黏在牆壁上？

海報，因為(海豹)海報

糖果是公的還是母的？

母的（糖果放在桌上會"生"螞蟻）

茉莉花.太陽花.玫瑰花,哪一朵花最沒力 ?

茉莉花，因為：好一朵美麗（沒力）的茉莉花

布跟紙怕什麼?

不怕一萬只怕萬一 (布怕一萬紙怕萬一)

神的交通工具是什麼？

寶貝，神奇<騎>寶貝

約翰是誰生的？

是花，因為花生醬(John)

老鼠姓什麼?

答案→米 <米老鼠>

紅豆的小孩叫什麼?

答案→南國 <紅豆生南國>

[kazuki]

Fantastic thread!!!!!!! :beg:
I had so much fun guessing too! :thinking: :laugh:

Keep it up guys! =D>

Hey, agree.. do give the answer straight, thanks!

Am still waiting for 2 answers>>
1. Which animal is the strongest? (by kazuki)

whahahaa.
Still tot everyone forget liaoz.
老鼠。 叔叔（鼠鼠）有练过的。:D

[nagamisan]

Fantastic thread!!!!!!! :beg:
I had so much fun guessing too! :thinking: :laugh:

Keep it up guys! =D>

Hey, agree.. do give the answer straight, thanks!

Am still waiting for 2 answers>>

2. 狼最害怕哪个水果? (by nagamisan)

Tot wyvern alreadi provided the answer..... :laugh:
Yang Tao (Star Fruit) coz the "lamb run away"

[A407]

thanks for the answer, kazuki. :D

One from me...

中国那个皇帝是瞎子?

康熙 (can't see!)

[rookiyong]

thanks for the answer, kazuki. :D

One from me...

中国那个皇帝是瞎子?

康熙 (can't see!)

This one is good :laugh:

[wyvern]

Wah biang eh... Super power....=)) =)) :laugh: :laugh:

I was laughing all the way as I read the post... My mom thought I was haywire... :laugh:

Thanks alot for sharing.. Didn't know there were that much to be discover..

Very nice, keep it comming... This is one of the best threads in hobbyhyecafe.. =D>

[kazuki]

thanks for the answer, kazuki. :D

One from me...

中国那个皇帝是瞎子?

康熙 (can't see!)
gd gd,this one is one of the best so far.=))

[meow]

hahaha really fun guessing all the answer....:laugh:
keep it coming.....:laugh:

[Hades]

甚麼生物是又聾又瞎的?

龍蝦 (又聾又瞎)

[wyvern]

Hope someone can help to translate this into Chinese. Just caught this on yesterday evening "Shi Zhi Lu Kou"...:D


Which number(1-10) is the most hardworking and which is the most lazy...?

Number 1 most lazy, why ? "Yi Bu Zhuo"('1' don't work). Number 2 most hardworking, why ? "Er Bu Xiu" ('2' nor rest)

[kazuki]

Hope someone can help to translate this into Chinese. Just caught this on yesterday evening "Shi Zhi Lu Kou"...:D


Which number(1-10) is the most hardworking and which is the most lazy...?

Number 1 most lazy, why ? "Yi Bu Zhuo"('1' don't work). Number 2 most hardworking, why ? "Er Bu Xiu" ('2' nor rest)
I try what i can...

一到十那个号码最勤劳那个号码最懒惰？

“一”最懒惰，因为一不做。 （不做事）
“二”最勤劳，因为二不修 （不“休“息）

[wyvern]

Exactly... Thanks alot Kazuki...:D =D>

I try what i can...

一到十那个号码最勤劳那个号码最懒惰？

“一”最懒惰，因为一不做。 （不做事）
“二”最勤劳，因为二不修 （不“休“息）

[Keoni]

Wah biang eh... Super power....=)) =)) :laugh: :laugh:

I was laughing all the way as I read the post... My mom thought I was haywire... :laugh:

Thanks alot for sharing.. Didn't know there were that much to be discover..

Very nice, keep it comming... This is one of the best threads in hobbyhyecafe.. =D>
suprise no one give a good rate this thread leh... :P

[wyvern]

Didn't realise I could actually vote for this thread... Just give it a 5-star rating... Ultra cool...:D

[A407]

MONDAY BLUES.....

Anymore to make my Monday not so BLUES??

:comeon:

[[soundwave]]

A little racist but just for laughs yeah.

What do your call an African Tour Guide in chinese?

Orh Tao You (导游)

[hibiki]

that is a good one, haha

[rookiyong]

']A little racist but just for laughs yeah.

What do your call an African Tour Guide in chinese?

Orh Tao You (导游)

Wah lao, this one 绝! :supz:

[[soundwave]]

I hope I'm not too racist. Got 1 more. :shooting:

What do you call a Bangla Marathon?

blanga DASH or SAI 跑

[Vexar]

老鼠爱什么

answer not 大米 hor

干面(Da Mee) in Hokkien :cold:

[des_yeo03]

老鼠爱什么

answer not 大米 hor

干面(Da Mee) in Hokkien :cold:
This one had me rolling on the floor.....=))

[Fire]

power power!! super funny sia...:laugh:

[rookiyong]

This one had me rolling on the floor.....=))

It is not only a 欠扁問答題, but a very cold one also :laugh: :laugh:

~~ crow flying across ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

[baoling]

Try this:

1. 為什麼水餃是男的?
因為餃子都有包皮

2. 正常人不看的书是什么书？？
盲书

3. 哪种比赛，赢的得不到奖品，输的却有奖品?
划拳喝酒

4. 小明被人家放鴿子，卻很高興，為什麼？
因為小明是鴿子

5. 什么家庭电器可以抓鬼？？
收音（阴）机

6. 男人有，女人没有。小孩不厉害，女生开始时很讨厌，但越来越喜欢，是什么呢？
男人味

7. 為什麼放煙花時不會射到天上的星星?
因为星星会“闪”嘛~

8. 和吴宗宪打篮球，应该派谁去守他呢?
应该派“慈母”，因为“慈母守宗宪”嘛~

9. 上面爽, 下面痛, 上面流汗, 下面流血. 猜一种活动(不是色情题目哦!)
钓鱼

This one is very "colourful":
10. 年轻人和老太婆发身一夜情后，年轻人死了，why?
因为他喝了过期的奶!!~~~~

11. 为什么公主要和青蛙王子睡觉?
因为没有蚊子咬啊!

12. 斑马向兔子求婚，但是兔子拒绝了它，为什么?
兔子妈妈跟兔子说， 有纹身的都是坏人!

[baoling]

在一間屋子裡，鴿子會藏在哪呢？


屋頂；因為....在屋頂唱(藏)著你的歌（鴿）



I have been laughed for 2 days because of this.

[wyvern]

Hahaaa....:laugh: =))

Here's one...

Mao Mao Chong Lai Le
Ye Zi Mei

[Hades]

Hahaaa....:laugh: =))

Here's one...

Mao Mao Chong Lai Le
Ye Zi Mei
I dun understand this??

[Vexar]

think its becoz 毛毛虫吃掉叶子 tats y 叶子没（媚）

半个叶子媚，猜一个国家

意大利 (一大粒)


Hahaaa....:laugh: =))

Here's one...

Mao Mao Chong Lai Le
Ye Zi Mei

[Hades]

So it is an uncomplete qns than... I dun even know what the qns is asking for :laugh:

[wyvern]

Ops, my apology..:D

I was laughing myself all the way when I type in the question, may have mis-express myself... :D

[wyvern]

Hehee... That is Italy (Yi Da Li)...:laugh: =))


think its becoz 毛毛虫吃掉叶子 tats y 叶子没（媚）

半个叶子媚，猜一个国家

意大利 (一大粒)

[baoling]

1. 口吃的人做什么事最亏？
打长途电话

2. 那位古人跑的最快？
曹操, 说曹操曹操就到!~~~

3. 某歌星每次上台演出，总是戴着一只手套， 这为什么？
他总是想露一手

4. 嬰 兒 半 夜 哭 起 來 ， 有 甚 麼 辦 法 只 用 一 隻 腳 泡 牛 奶 ？
踢醒旁邊的丈夫

5. Titanic 船下沉了，死了的人叫死尸，哪在水面上还活着的人叫什么呢?
叫救命啦!!!!!!!!!

6. 美国人登陆月球，第一句话是什么？
美国话

7. 请把－西瓜，班长和晚上的英文读出。
我的美人摸你的奶！！！！！！（watermelon,monitor,night）

[baoling]

Hahaaa....:laugh: =))

Here's one...

Mao Mao Chong Lai Le
Ye Zi Mei


I don't understand this? Why worms related with Ye Zi Mei?

[LoneWolf]

I don't understand this? Why worms related with Ye Zi Mei?
Think becos worm eat leaves:thinking:

[rookiyong]

think its becoz 毛毛虫吃掉叶子 tats y 叶子没（媚）

半个叶子媚，猜一个国家

意大利 (一大粒)

I like this =)) =))

[Asteroth]

谁的肚子最硬？


印度人

[[soundwave]]

为什么小狗越变越小？
因为它越走越远

[kazuki]

;66154']为什么小狗越变越小？
因为它越走越远

This one catch no ball...:question:

[[soundwave]]

This one catch no ball...:question:

Because the dog walked further and further away from you? Thus the dog looked smaller?

[Hades]

;66165']Because the dog walked further and further away from you? Thus the dog looked smaller?
We understand the theory but why must use dog as example leh?? cat, mouse also can mah. Must have some reasons behind to make this qns mah.. :thinking:

[rookiyong]

I think its also meant to be a cold joke:cold: :laugh:

[bingren]

Tikus also can lah. LOL. Ha ha ha ha ha. Funny one. I heard/read before but still funny when I read it now. Ha ha ha.

[bingren]

Why do the cleaners have to wash the floors after National Day leh?

Because on National Day the people 欢天， so the next day the cleaners have to 洗地 （喜地）.

[Hitman]

another cold joke...:cold: :laugh:

[wyvern]

Hey, thats a nice one BR... Good try...=D>

Really, I mean it, not passing sacastic remark... :D

Why do the cleaners have to wash the floors after National Day leh?

Because on National Day the people 欢天， so the next day the cleaners have to 洗地 （喜地）.

[baoling]

Why do the cleaners have to wash the floors after National Day leh?

Because on National Day the people 欢天， so the next day the cleaners have to 洗地 （喜地）.

U invented urself?


Here's sone from 吴宗宪:
1. 小玉的妈妈骂小玉的爸爸性无能（猜一成语）
欲罢(玉爸)不能

2. 数字"3"在路上走呀走...翻了一个跟斗..又接着翻了一个跟斗……（猜一成语）
三番两次

3. 阴间和阳间的中间在那里？
太平间

[Kippei]

Sibei farni sia this one